Ms. Margaritaville

Today I witnessed one of the greatest dancing moments of my life. You see down at the port, where we spend some of our days, there is a competition called Ms. Margaritaville. Just to paint you a little picture of the event it takes place right by the pool and the bar. The DJ invites any girl to come up and shake their booty for 30 seconds. Then the crowd cheers for who they think the best booty shaker was (or who the guys think are the hottest) and they are crowned Ms. Margaritaville for the day. The usual sort of girls that get up there and win are more on the skanky, most not wearing much of anything, and most of them probably pretty drunk. I think I am just shocked by the dancing, I’m used to stake dance dancing. These girls shake their bum and move their hips in ways I can’t describe to you (let’s just say I have to cover Nates eyes). Today there was a different sort of winner. There was the normal girls up there, but they aren’t the ones who won. One girl stood out! She was a pretty big person, and a little older, and didn’t look like she was very coordinated, but when she got up there I was amazed. She was awesome and shook her booty just as good, actually even better then the other girls! And much to everyones delight she won! It was awesome. I wish I would have had a camera. I’m glad that finally someone normal won the contest! An older lady who had kids instead of teeny bopper who was half naked. Congratulations Ms. Margaritaville