Do not ever overeat a single type of food or drink. Thanksgiving usually makes my stomach really tight and sore but doesn’t cause other ill effects. I just made some chocolate chip oatmeal cookies and ate 8 in one sitting. I’m all hot and clammy and my stomach feels and sounds like a hyperactive 10-pound toad is trying to make its way through my digestive system. I remember one other time I felt like this, it was in high school. Apple juice is my heroine. I had made a whole frozen concentrated can of apple juice and I couldn’t stop drinking it. I drank almost the whole pitcher in under 10 minutes. About five minutes later I was bedridden, unable to move around. I swear the apple juice particles were forming eggs for alien creatures in my gut and once they hatched the un-silenceable beings wreaked havoc in my body, screaming and clawing at my stomach and intestines trying to find a way to escape. I’m guessing my stomach acid eventually killed them because a few hours later I passed a dark burning liquid from my… never mind, you probably don’t want to hear any more about this and besides, I gotta go to the bathroom again.
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Nate,
Amen. I have irrefutable proof that I have developed overimpulsiveconsumptionitis. Gnarley sores plague my gums and throat as we speak due to the scarfing of peanut butter m&m's (and other unmentionables). I was studying for a test, make that two tests, and popping them one at a time until a my throat cried "water!! or veges!! anything but this saccharidial attack!" I realized then that for breakfast it was cold cereal (sugar coated) and for lunch it was ice cream on the run. Could my this trend lead to my demise or am I doomed to endure polycankerousoinflamattitis for the rest of this semester.
just like you not to finish the whole pitcher of apple juice...just like the "kitchen sink" at Angie's
Nate, you pretty much described the daily events in my digestive tract.
So, I just found out that Oatmeal Crisp w/ raisins causes me some of the worst stomach problems I have faced in quite awhile.
I ate 2 bowls on wednesday and was dying by 2 o'clock in the afternoon. The next day i had 2 bowls of Oatmeal Crisp w/ maple brown sugar and i was absolutely fine. The day after that I had 2 bowls of Oatmeal Crisp w/ Raisins and by 2 o'clock I was dying again. So, I don't know what it is but I am staying clear of the raisins.
P.S. Moral of the story: don't forget the cottonelle wet wipes. Ooooooooh, they are a life saver :)
Nate, you pretty much described the daily events in my digestive tract.
So, I just found out that Oatmeal Crisp w/ raisins causes me some of the worst stomach problems I have faced in quite awhile.
I ate 2 bowls on wednesday and was dying by 2 o'clock in the afternoon. The next day i had 2 bowls of Oatmeal Crisp w/ maple brown sugar and i was absolutely fine. The day after that I had 2 bowls of Oatmeal Crisp w/ Raisins and by 2 o'clock I was dying again. So, I don't know what it is but I am staying clear of the raisins.
P.S. Moral of the story: don't forget the cottonelle wet wipes. Ooooooooh, they are a life saver :)
Will Amy please go to Rob's blog and learn how to not use big words? Unless Andy Anderson starts reading this blog (what a freaking dream come true for me), no medial terminology.
Ok, Eric I know big words like Catahoula, that is the kinda dog we used to have. Anyway I also have a similar story-I learned for the first time on a date with (my) Becky from Pineview and not Eric's that I am allergic to avocados-caused some huge noises in my stomach while she was cuddling with me and then...I tried again to confirm the problem a couple weeks later and I discovered the bank is not a good place to stop to use the bathroom because they dont have one. Then I thought maybe brasilian avocados were different so I tried again and same result and last time I actually just picked avocados not even ate them and within the hour same problem....I dont even go near them anymore.
Eric- just a quick lesson in etymology- break it down into pieces and vuwala - you discover meaning!! you will soon be making up new words yourself. whoever made up the word 'blog' is a millionaire you know.
okay- and i checked out rob's blog and all i have to say is who let idahoans blog?
Ok Amy if you aren't married I would like to take you out on a date and if you are married I would still like to take you on a date and show you everything great about Idahoans...(then I may post everything about our date on my blog)
It is nice to see arguments between people that don't know each other.
Nate who is Amy? And where and when can I meet her? Please line this up for me thanks beijos
Thanks to Brynn, Amy is now my cousin. She is currently going to school at BYU Hawaii but I am sure she would love to go out with a guy like you when she gets back to the states. If you want to know more about her go to whathappened.vox.com. Boa sorte!
Amy I have now officially checked out your vox...or whatever you hawaiians call it. And I say until we meet please refrain from judging me cuz I will do the same for you...until we meet!!
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