forever doomed

I was going to post something else but I figure that everyone probably wants to hear this. Brynn and I are laying on the floor watching the news in the dark last Monday and I feel something hit my arm. I casually look over to see what it was and I see this giant brown spider on my upper arm. I flipped out. I swatted it off, jumped up, and started freaking out. I am terrified of spiders. When I see them, especially that close, I get the chills and my body goes kind of weak. So I was jumping around screaming like a little girl and I rolled my ankle. I heard tearing noises and I figure with my recent luck I probably broke my foot. My ankle swelled up and went purple, but I quickly applied the RICE technique and now, two days later, it is starting to feel a little better and I can walk around pretty normal. Brynn thought it was a great story so she has shared my idiocy with her fellow workers and my family, everyone has had a good laugh at my expense so I thought I might as well tell everyone else.

I tried to find a good picture of a spider on google images but after looking for about 5 seconds I couldn't handle it so I decided on something still scary but tolerable to look at.